WolfPack Blitzer News Update by Safire Jin

So many points to hit today in the news such little time. And away we go...

Ok so I understand its winter and I get its cold. But really every damn year I have to see that first story about someone dying from the cold. I am sorry someone died no doubt. But being reported due to the fact that shes 83, living alone, with no heat, and a space heater....Am i suppose to just stop and say Holy Hell Batman did you hear this craziness about the lady who died because it was too cold?!? Yeah my thoughts exactly.

Now we have a third White House party crasher. Not sure how i feel about this. I mean I guess it could be worse. They only guard the nations most important person yet they can't seem to weed out good old Mr. and Mrs. Kaslowski from Cicero? Again all i can say is really?!?!?

Now this one might fall under the pure Allen category but is anyone else tired of Bono? I mean shouldn't he be at home beating his wife and drinking like a good old rock star does (Paul and Ringo were well trained in this area)?

One bone to pick today: CNN Latest News, Article titled "How Tigers Wife Spent the Holidays". To this I can't even say really.. I say you have got to be fucking kidding me.

And finally, 26 year old Jorge Cruz won the national Couch Potato Championships over the weekend at ESPN Zone in New York City. He beat the old record by 19 hours. I mean really Jorge 19 hours thats truly amazing. The only question I have was could you have gone an extra hour if you were wearing a tie?

2010 year of the tie, Tony may the dream live on as far as the windsor may carry you.

Really?!?!?