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Good Morning, Evening or Night depending on when your slack ass is reading this. As usual I am here to bring the funny so prepare to be as disappointed as Jesse's girlfriend is every night

First lets hit the report on the breakdown of communication or lack there of during the attempted bombing of the airplane on Xmas. Or as I like to call it Really?!?! You mean to tell me that our government couldn't tie all the pieces together on this because of the lack of communication, no oversight to pool all the information, and no clear direction for follow thru. Ok i buy it. I dont know whats worse the fact that not only do i buy it but it seems logical. Or the fact that it sounds oddly similar to the same company i work for. Isn't it ironic, don't ya think.

And yes people it's still snowing, cold and icy. HOLY SHIT IT'S WINTER. Really?!?! Now i am just really starting to get annoyed by all of this. Everyday the same top news. Its cold, more snow, dig out, ice coat.....(deep breath). If i have to hear one more time about the artic air mass spreading across the US and how deep south its going i swear to god I will find Tom Skilling and junk punch him. YOU KNOW WHY!

Happy 75th Birthday Elvis. Question....When you popped all those pills did you every think your big claim to fame would be a bunch of you's sky diving out of a plane or any fat ass with a shakey deep voice saying "Thank you very much" after every stupid thing they say. Just wondering.

Thank you drudge for this gem. "6'10" Girl could redifine women's basketball"...Now let me say first I love that men and women have equal rights especially in the college world because that helps provide scholarships which in turn help provide better education for all not just some. But let me make this clear, until they start a topless league I ain't watching shit. I know they are skilled players who on the court would make me look and feel like the dead ass bones of Mother Teresa. It's just boring. To me at least. You like it great rock on and buy the jerseys. For me until they throw the jerseys out or start playing all in KY Jelly. I'm out.

I would like to send a prayer and a god bless out to Artie Lang. Genius in comedy and hope to hear him again soon.

And finally I have seem a few places talking about Mariah Carey and her speech in which she may or may not have been drunk or at least under the influence. Let me start by saying if I hear "All I want for Christmas is You" one more time I will cut my ears off. So a fan of her music I am not. After a year of Kanye being an ass and others always giving a political message that they want to jam down your throat, I thinks its refreshing. Go to the a big event, tip a few back, get your drink on, boom you win something and now get up there and ramble. Personally I loved it. Then again with a body like that you could discuss every period you ever had in full length and color and I would still be captivated.

Get ready to see video of these rants soon. Not sure where or how but i'm sure my agent has that planned out already. So if your famous and want to be seen in a 30 second clip with a no name talentless regular person.....go fuck yourself you stuck up snob.

2010 year of the tie = bad yoda and star wars jokes....but still love it