As i wake to a small bright light peeking thru the window i realize this isn't my room. Worried. Not one bit. After an evening that i would like to forget, i had a night to make up for it. I made the observation that last night i wanted to have drinks until i was drunk. not regular drunk, but old man drunk. Mission Accomplished. I feel great this morning. though i believe thats due to me starting vacation today. (Crowd groans)I know many will miss me and no one cares. But thats the best part, it dont matter. So here i leave you with a few tips as to how to deal with the lack of allen.
1 - Pray for rain
2 - Start a stamp collection
3 - Help people in New Orleans
4 - Have a Jimmy Dean breakfast
5 - Make up a bad joke that only you and 2 friends will ever find funny
6 - Discuss how poverty both helps and hurts the global market
7 - Plot an attack on Rachel Ray to steal all her kitchen equipment
8 - Read a Book
9 - Enjoy the madness Conan is putting out there (Bravo Conan)
and finally
10 - Wear a tie
TEN, good luck and god bless. Help Haiti. Text 90999 and donate $10.
PS
11 - WWW.2010YearOfTheTie.Blogspot.com
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