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Being a rambling idiot is easy. Making it funny with a tie on, now that takes a little skill. Not gonna wait for the whole news cycle. I have a special little lady coming by tonight and thinking to make her watch me write, as hot as i think i look doing it, her not so much.

First because of my previous post lets look to CNN to the article titled "Most don't like their jobs". A study found that only 45% were described as being satisfied with their job; 50% unsatisfied and 5% said that you could take this job and shove it. Now before we go to far i must tell you that 68% of statistics are made up right on the spot. In this blog thats probably accurate 42.3% of the time.

Now that the lawyers are happy.....

This is just truly amazing. 14 month old boy was playing with chop sticks (yeah not gonna go into the wondeful parenting here) and you all know what happens next. Boy falls, chop stick pierced his nose and 4 centimeters of the chop stick was inside his skull. Being they were in a remote part of China they only had a local clinic. So after a 10 (TEN) hour drive to a "real" hospital the story ends well. Boy lives and parents get another chance to be just that parents. No jokes just a good old "ata boy" for that young man.

Vince Vaughn got married this weekend.....why could he have been playing with chop sticks. Oh well, sorry America we get another year of him.

If you get a chance check out a picture of the new crab found off the coast of Taiwan called the Strawberry Crab. It looks delicious!

Ford Motor Co posted a 33% sales gain for December. Put that in your pipe and smoke it Tony!

Did you hear about the 513 pound Tuna that at auction got sold for $177,000. Yeah me either cause I buy my shit at Red Lobster during all you can eat months. Not that Red Lobster would ever want to send a gift card or anything :)

And finally, maybe not news but its my blog and I will cry if I want to. We are deciding whether or not to go see Avatar tonight or rent a movie and do dinner. Now i'm all about being hip and cool now (I mean I am a real boy i mean blogger now). But doesn't it just seem like star wars mixed with smurfs? Kinda creepy to me. I think in a preview I even saw one with a red hat. Does someone at Hanna Barbara know of this.

Well you may get a small post later but if not just remember....my tie is always thick and on a good day it even touches my belly button.

To quote Mr. Kool Aide "Oh Yeah!"